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Monthly Archives: March, 2013

New pope ushers in era of change by leading followers in record breaking Harlem Shake

A pope planking, yesterday. Catholics all over the world rejoiced today, as the new head of their church led St Peter’s Square in the world’s largest Harlem Shake. Having been … Continue reading

March 14, 2013 · Leave a comment

Death of Hugo Chavez an American Imperialist lie, claims deceased Venezuelan President.

Dead president Chavez riding a horse, yesterday. As Venezuela comes to grips with their leader’s death from stomach cancer at the age of 58, yesterday, their deceased President has announced … Continue reading

March 7, 2013 · Leave a comment

Burning unhealthy Britons to save economy, financiers claim.

A burning Briton, yesterday. A report has been released today showing that, whilst life expectancy is rising, Britons are living healthy lives for a shorter period of time when compared … Continue reading

March 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

Catholic world in shock after fresh Cardinal admission

Jesus Christ, yesterday. The Catholic Church is once again in turmoil, this time due to accusations that a high level Cardinal has never abused his power for his own sexual … Continue reading

March 4, 2013 · Leave a comment